disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
kankrisgreatwhiteprivilege:

ouch
lavenderkidz:

this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god
When one of the top 3 traits a guy proudly describes himself as on a dating website is ‘straight acting’.

dublingays:

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When you and your friends stalk your ex and see he is dating someone less attractive than you.

dublingays:

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When you are asked about a boy you like on Grindr.

dublingays:

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fiatusa:

When I start my car and it’s all like…
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earthdad:

when you make plans with someone and they decide to hangout with someone else instead

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
I NEED THIS